The Daily Cartoon

I had this piece of literature in my inbox today.
Hello dear,
My name is ***** ******
My hobbies are reading, music, watching of movies and playing of basketball.
I was impressed when i saw your profile and will like to discuss important matter with you and as well as establishe a long lasting relationship with you.
In addition, please kindly contact me direct with my e-mail address
Waiting to hear from you soonest.
With love.
Miss *****
I was attracted by the gentility of the Hello dear on the subject line.  And I like the watching of movies too. Maybe I should get in touch and establish a long lasting relationship.

Yes
Fine
No
Perfect
Tomato
Tenerife
How about Heathrow
No
Yellow
Three courses minimum
Thursday is fine
747 or larger
Back Sunday is fine
Cheapest
Alcohol
Lager
Los Christinas
Snooker
Three children

Hope this helps

Now everything is mobile internet and I’ve become a tad obsessed. Even an hour on the phone to Orange yesterday hasn’t dulled my enthusiasm. Infact I quite liked it when, after being put on hold several times I was put through to someone else who asked me what I wanted. ‘Someone else just put me on hold,’ I explained. ‘Yeh I know, but he knows nothing about anything,’ came his colleagues response. Which was actually a very fair summation of the situation. Of course this guy put me on hold after a while and never came back…

There were certain mutterings that I would never be able to get the post by mobile working and we would be ever stuck for uploading photos and thoughts from anywhere that wasn’t plugged in.  So it is with a little joie that I note that a certain artistx has managed to post from his bed.  His spelling is still atrocious, but it has happened! So boo sucks and I hope the hat tastes good.

Normal coverage will resume right now.

Hi i am lying in bed. J reckons this will post to the site. He it does i will buy a hat and eat it.

OK, the first band on the new concept music label has been chosen. It’s NEXT BIG THING, who claim to be a new genre of music, art-philosophers who happen to play instruments and whisper into microphones. We will be getting this project going asap, so watch this space.